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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 05:16 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 05:16 PM
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-----Phase 1----- MICROCOSM SCIENCE GARDEN A nice garden has been made in the middle of CERN. All of the sculptures here are actually decommissioned parts of the collider throughout the years that have found a new home outdoors. If you wanted, you could probably break off a chunk of them to grab some material to make something. Most of the materials are various different metals and alloys. In the middle of the garden there is a small pond with some frogs happily hopping along. From here, you can enter CERN to reach the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER. Of if you wanted to, you could just leave the place and head to the SUPERMARKET instead. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947596212742279199/949510772483043338/BuFDHIFCUAEt15i.png?width=681&height=452
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Radium
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Player: [ori4thewin] Character Source: The Decay of Uranium Probably
Hydrogen
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: ATotallyLongOriginalUsername Character Source: The Big Bang Probably
Nickel
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Zucchini Character Source: Neutron Stars Merging Probably
@Radium @Hydrogen @Nickel
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:16 PM
Hy tHere! (edited)
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
Hello everybody!
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
heya~
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
(Shut up ori I hate you)
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
Would look at all of those neat sculptures! Such interesting decor
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
wooow... So many new... friends~
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
(radium nya when)
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
Why hello!
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
(kanyestare)
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
What's your name!
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
nice to meet'cha! I hope we can get along well, if you know what I mean~
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
I’m Hydrogen!
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
I'm Radium! And yours?
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
Nickel! But you can call me Nicky! they do a lil bow
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
I’m Happy to meet you
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
It is nice to meet you too! What brings you two to CERN?
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
Hello nicky! And hello, hydrogen~
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
(ORI)
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
What's that thing youre doing with your voice? Do you need a drink of water?
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
oH not mucH.
You?
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
(typing quirk detected)
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
(Yep)
(H)
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
D'aww, that's a cute quirk! I think you'll find me a bit quirky as well~
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
I'm just taking a tour!
(NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn)
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
(ORI I HATE YOU SO MUCH)
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Well, I am H
THe most basic element…
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
I'm here for a demonstration! Have you heard about Radium's incredible restorative properties?
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
I have not! Enlighten me!
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
oH?
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I glow in the dark, too! Wanna demonstration~?
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
Well it's the middle of day outside
Maybe later tonight!
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
tHat would be cool to glow in tHe dark…
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I believe hydrogen can be made to glow!
We just have to put you in a vacuum and shoot you with electrons then again, that sounds painful
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
I Honestly wouldn’t mind tHat
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
Well if i ever find a person sized glass tube, youll be the first to know!
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
Well, I'm just incredible! I'm a healthy addition to any sweet treat, you could spend some time in the water with me and I'll cure your wrinkles, or you could put me in a heating pad and I can help with rheumatism, weakness, or malaise! You should try me out some time, if you know what I'm saying! I think you'll find me quite incredible~
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
tHank you!
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
You want me to bite you?
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
😳
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
Wow! tHat is a lot of uses
WHAT
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
I don't usually go around biting people, but I suppose if I ever come across some radium supplements I'll have to try them out!
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Th-that's... I mean, uh? S...ure?
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
After all, all this hitchhiking around the world wears a guy down
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
I can cure aches and soreness, too!
Aren't I just incredible~?
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
That's a lot of good things!
Well you do seem like quite a nice guy
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
YeaH
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
Hey, by the way! Would either of you happen to have some unique coinage on you? It's kind of a hobby of mine and I ask everyone I meet!
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
I don’t believe I do
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:32 PM
4 minutes
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
I mean, doctors have put me in coins before! I'm not sure why exactly, but it happened!
Though, that's not the only thing you can put me in~
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
All I really Have is just a proton and electron
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Heh, uh, okay
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
I could try looking around for some. Not doing mucH else
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
It looks like theres some unique alloys on those statues, but im not really sure how I feel about vandalizing art for my hobby...
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
(this is true btw)
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Hydrogen BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
(Wow, ori be spitting facts)
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
(Huh neat)
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm radioactive penny
true 1
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
Well, do you have any of these coins on you still? It'd be an interesing addition if you'd be willing to spare one!
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
Can't say I do, sorry!
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Nicky BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
Dang!
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I'll make sure to let you know if I find one.
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:37 PM
LOCK
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Hydrogen searches for some coins (edited)
It doesn't seem like there is any around here, but hey, they found a cool rock
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They take it with them
Radium tries to break off a chunk of metal from one of the decommissioned parts
They break off a chunk of iron
They try to fold it into a disc, but they are unsuccessful
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 05:59 PM
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➡️ Radium moved to market ➡️ Hydrogen moved to hadron ➡️ Nickel moved to hadron
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 05:59 PM
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-----Phase 2----- MICROCOSM SCIENCE GARDEN A nice garden has been made in the middle of CERN. All of the sculptures here are actually decommissioned parts of the collider throughout the years that have found a new home outdoors. If you wanted, you could probably break off a chunk of them to grab some material to make something. Most of the materials are various different metals and alloys. In the middle of the garden there is a small pond with some frogs happily hopping along. From here, you can enter CERN to reach the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER. Of if you wanted to, you could just leave the place and head to the SUPERMARKET instead. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947596212742279199/949510772483043338/BuFDHIFCUAEt15i.png?width=681&height=452
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Uranium
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Player: Popstarian/JSala Character Source: Supernova Probably
Oxygeddon
2/3 HP h10h10h00
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Player: Cathode Character Source: Yu-Gi-Oh
Bromine
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Akkrillic Character Source: A Supernova Probably
Potassium
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Player: Brinelex Brine Character Source: A Supernova Probably
@Uranium @Oxygeddon @Bromine @Potassium
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:59 PM
BRO
(mine)
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 05:59 PM
Ayo what's good bro
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:59 PM
wanna blow up
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:00 PM
YEAH
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:00 PM
POTASSIUM AND BROMINE ARE PARTIPATING IN AN IONIC BOND
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:00 PM
YEA
YUOOO
YOOOO
BIUTCHIN
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:00 PM
YEAH
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:00 PM
BITCHIN
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:00 PM
THESE BITCHES BE BONDIN
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:00 PM
BONDAGE BROS
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:00 PM
THATS PRETTY HOT
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:00 PM
HELL YEA
BONDAGE BROS
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Please do not make this weird.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
FUCK EYAH
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Hey who asked you
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
FUCKING IN THE GARDEN, HELL YEAH WOO WOO
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
HOLY SHIT
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
I asked me.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
SEX???
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Please do not have sex in front of me.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
dont worry this is safe for work bonding
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
(You can moveinstant to the group dm)
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
yoo
lets go the bondage club
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:02 PM
Bromine...
Have you seen Fluorine?
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:02 PM
Nah
Who tf is that
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:02 PM
lemme check it out
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:02 PM
And where were you last?
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 06:02 PM
(edited)
🔺 Potassium instantly moved to ???
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:02 PM
We came from the market.
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:02 PM
The big sciencey thing
With the scientist in it
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:02 PM
CERN?
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:03 PM
WE WERE IN THE MARKET, THERE WAS THIS TWINK IN IT
OR LITTLE GIRL IM NOT SURE
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:03 PM
The other big sciencey thing
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:03 PM
The little girl. I took care of her.
The LHC?
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Yeah
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Thank you my dear.
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Alright I'm gonna go bond now LATER
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:03 PM
I would appreciate if you inform Fluorine that I am looking for it, if you happen to pass by it.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 06:03 PM
(edited)
🔺 Bromine instantly moved to ???
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:04 PM
This is weird. It's not just me, no?
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:04 PM
NO ITS FINE TO HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC
ITS LEGAL
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Perhaps in public. Just not in front of me.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:05 PM
WHY NOT U?
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:05 PM
I get riled up easily.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:05 PM
AH I SEE
SAME
WHERES THAT BITCH ASS BROTHER OF MINE
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:06 PM
Why do you call your brother so?
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:06 PM
HE'S AN IDIOT
LIKE AN ACTUAL IDIOT
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:07 PM
Oh dear.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:07 PM
HE CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT ZELDAS ADVENTURE FOR THE PHILLIPS CDI ITS REALLY CONCERNING
I WAS CONCERNED HE WENT OFF TO THE GAME AISLE BUT NOW I HAVE OTHER CONCERNS
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:07 PM
The... video game.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:07 PM
LIKE WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SUPERMARKET IN THE MIDDLE OF A CERN RESEARCH LAB
YES, THE VIDEO GAME
MY BROTHER HAS WEIRD TASTES
IM AN OXYGEN DRAGON, HES A HYDROGEN DRAGON - I HAVE TO CORRAL HIM AROUND BECAUSE IF I DONT HES JUST GOING TO DO THAT THING WHERE HE ENDS UP MULTIPLYING
WELL OXYGEN DINOSAUR MY BROTHER CANT FLY
I FEEL LIKE A DRAGON THOUGH
THATS WHATS IMPORTANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:09 PM
(Wtf hydrogen causes cancer)
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:09 PM
[literally hydrogeddon's card effect yes]
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Sounds like you have the babysitter's duty.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:13 PM
BASICALLY YEAH
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:13 PM
Would you like to release your stress right here, right now?
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:13 PM
EH NAH I DID SOME OF THAT EARLIER WITH THE WHOLE SETTING STUFF ON FIRE
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:13 PM
Perhaps I will rid this pond of these frogs myself then~
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:14 PM
IM GONNA TAKE SOME OXYGEN OUT OF THE AIR AND THEN PROBABLY CONTINUE THE SEARCH
MAYBE I CAN FIND MY COUSIN WHILE IM AT IT, I DUNNO WHERE HES AT BUT ITS MORE IMPORTANT I GET A HOLD OF MY BROTHER FIRST
HE HAS THE RECESSIVE GENES, YOU SEE
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Ah.
Would you like to enter CERN in your search with me?
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:15 PM
SURE, WHY NOT
HE WASNT IN THE MARKET, AND HES DEFINITELY NOT HERE SO
FUCK IT
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:15 PM
4 minutes
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Lovely~
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:16 PM
wow it is teal in here
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:16 PM
I do enjoy the energy you... emanate.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:16 PM
IM LITERALLY JUST OXYGEN I DONT GET IT
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:17 PM
It's about the attitude~
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:17 PM
THATS F AIR
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE CONSTANTLY TEASING ME I DONT GET IT
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:17 PM
We are not playing Super Smash Brothers.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:17 PM
ITS WEIRD
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:17 PM
No forward aerials are being input.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:17 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SUPER SMASH BROTHERS I ONLY KNOW STREET FIGHTER
I PLAY GUILE
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Sad.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:18 PM
ISNT THAT THE GAME WITH THAT MARIO GUY
I HEARD HES PRETTY POPULAR
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:19 PM
Indeed he is~
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:19 PM
NICE
I DONT THINK MARIO WOULD BE A VERY NICE COMPOUND
I THINK HE WOULD ACTUALLY BE
FUCKING AWFUL
DO NOT PARDON MY LANGUAGE I CAN SWEAR HOW I LIKE
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:20 PM
personally i enjoy Mario
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:20 PM
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:20 PM
I did not say anything.
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:20 PM
but you want to know what i enjoy even more
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Oxygeddon tries to absorb some of the oxygen in the air
It doesn't seem like its capable of doing that, but it still looks a bit better anyway
Uranium walks to the pond and sits in the water
A frog happily jumps towards it
They pick up the frog and pet them
Uranium rips the head off the frog
The other frogs hop away in fear
Uranium was only able to kill one frog
But the survivors will remember this
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 06:50 PM
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🔸 Uranium stayed here. ➡️ Oxygeddon moved to hadron
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 06:50 PM
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-----Phase 3----- MICROCOSM SCIENCE GARDEN A nice garden has been made in the middle of CERN. All of the sculptures here are actually decommissioned parts of the collider throughout the years that have found a new home outdoors. If you wanted, you could probably break off a chunk of them to grab some material to make something. Most of the materials are various different metals and alloys. In the middle of the garden there is a small pond with some frogs cowering in fear. A frog with its head ripped off is by the pond. From here, you can enter CERN to reach the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER. Of if you wanted to, you could just leave the place and head to the SUPERMARKET instead. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947596212742279199/949510772483043338/BuFDHIFCUAEt15i.png?width=681&height=452
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Uranium
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Player: Popstarian/JSala Character Source: Supernova Probably
Hydrogeddon
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Superb Character Source: Yu-Gi-Oh
Fluorine
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Dirty Spaceman Character Source: An Asymmetric Giant Branch Star Probably
Bromine
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Akkrillic Character Source: A Supernova Probably
Potassium
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Brinelex Brine Character Source: A Supernova Probably
@Uranium @Hydrogeddon @Fluorine @Bromine @Potassium
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:51 PM
HAHAHAHA
YEAAA
BOOM
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:51 PM
FUCK YEAH
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:51 PM
FUCK YEAAA
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:51 PM
Potassium and Fluorine are forming an ionic bond
However Bromine is NOT
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:51 PM
WHAT
BRO....
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:51 PM
HUH
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:51 PM
Im sorry bro....
dont worry bro i wont let you alone
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:52 PM
Aaahhh...
Fluorine~
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:52 PM
Science is bogus anyway
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:52 PM
We are united.
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 06:53 PM
I don't even know what the hell this guy is talking about
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:53 PM
Ey, where's he goin'?!
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:58 PM
gardening
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:58 PM
oh yeah btw
youre like a funny dinosaur
fella
hydro fella
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:58 PM
@​Fluorine, I like your music~ Go go mister bungle!
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:58 PM
i saw a draghon earlier i think it was your bro
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 06:59 PM
Yeah yeah he's goin' off somewhere
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:59 PM
damn fucked up
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:00 PM
Ah yes, I didn't even notice...
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:00 PM
If he's comin' ova 'ere I'll stay 'ere if not I'mma get ova dere
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:00 PM
You're Oxygeddon's brother?
He went to the particle accelerator.
He is looking for you quite... vehemently~
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:01 PM
Da's me
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:01 PM
He hates you.
He thinks you're unintelligent!
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:01 PM
Duhhhh well ya know
Da's a matter of uhhh perspective
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:02 PM
He hates being forced to babysit you, keeehehahaha!
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:02 PM
D'ohhh
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:02 PM
youre cool
dw
youre a funny dinosaur
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:02 PM
I have no opinion of you.
I do not know you.
But I know your brother!
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:02 PM
Da's right!
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:02 PM
hes just a funny lil dinosaur
look at em go
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:02 PM
Your opinion does not matter.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:02 PM
fuck u bitch
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:02 PM
You had sex in front of me.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
fucvk yeah
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
I will punish you later for it.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
ill do it again
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
What da fuck?!
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
lemme just get in my banan
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
All dis fornicatin' in da middle of da day!
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
hot
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
i blew up
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
That is, as the kids say, what I'm saying.
It's abhorrent.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:03 PM
idk at least i dont give people cancer
apparently IM cancer
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Stay outta my cells!
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Fluorine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Yeahhhh let's go
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
the funny dinosaur told me
its my astolgical sign or smth
i think its a crab
actually uranium can you give me a crab
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
If you don't mind Fluorine, I'll stick... to you for now~
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Astralogacal signs? He a mime now?
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
yeah idk
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Fluorine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Yeah don't go giving everybody crabs now
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
It wasn't sex we just exploded
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
true true
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Like
Big difference
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:05 PM
Ain't dat what they call da climax?
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:05 PM
Can I give you a what?
A crab?
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:05 PM
crab
crab
crab
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:05 PM
We literally exploded
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:05 PM
There are frogs over there, but that's it...
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:05 PM
you dont give people cancer??
what a ripoff
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:05 PM
My main goal is to blow up
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:05 PM
Of course not~
Not yet at least~
Watch and see, dear
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:05 PM
i dont got eyes
i dunno how to capture photons
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Okay.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:06 PM
it's just K actually
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Okay.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:06 PM
K
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:06 PM
K
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:06 PM
thas me
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Uhhh
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Fluorine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Glad no one continued that chain
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:07 PM
I'll be happy to continue your chain~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:07 PM
fluorine i think that uranium non-specific gender noun is into you
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Fluorine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:07 PM
Who isn't
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:07 PM
okay fair
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Fluorine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:07 PM
Even noble gases are into me
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:07 PM
They take care of teeth so well~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:07 PM
those bitches
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:08 PM
And keep public pools healthy to swim in~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:08 PM
didnt people use to have uranium toothbrush
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:08 PM
I dabbled~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:08 PM
toothpaste
i wouldnt let you near my tooth
if i had tooth
teeth
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Anyone want to taste frog?
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Nasty
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
that sounds french
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Fluorine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Don't hurt the frogs I need them
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Yeah really
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Fluorine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
For reasons
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
are you french?
thatd explain a lot
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
While I love you, Fluorine, I do not take orders from you.
The frogs will die.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
fucked up!
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Dis place sucks!
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
ikr
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
All will die~
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Fluorine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Whoa hold on they'll die someday but why does it have to be today
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Wait you people actually eat frogs
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Because today I am here~
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:09 PM
I thought it was a joke
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:10 PM
bro this is fucked
i just wanted to blow up and do some property damage
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:10 PM
Can you damage this garden?
I'd love that~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:10 PM
i literally blow up at any reaction
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:10 PM
Do you make YouTube content?
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:10 PM
no not yet
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:10 PM
Wanna blow up again?
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:10 PM
well i kinda need to get in this banana
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:10 PM
I got nothing better to do here
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:10 PM
Oh I would love to see you blow up here!
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:11 PM
okay sure if itll make the frenchie happy
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:11 PM
How wonderful the results would be!
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:11 PM
bromine you can react with me while i get in this banana
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:11 PM
Awesome
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:12 PM
Thank you dears.
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Hydrogeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 07:12 PM
Dat's I'm talkin' about!
I'mma do some damage!
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:12 PM
i mean this garden sucks ngl
theres no bananas
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:12 PM
Would you like a live frog to keep for yourself Fluorine?
I can give you your own pet~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:13 PM
you folks should prolly uhh get cover or smth
cause imma blow up
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:13 PM
Oh, yes...
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 07:13 PM
LOCK
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:13 PM
yknow maybe i should open a youtube channel
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 07:13 PM
try opening this channel
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 07:24 PM
Potassium still can not get into a banana
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Bromine looks at potassium failing to get inside a banana and remembers how they tried to do it earlier and failed
That also reminds bromine of how they violently reacted when they did that
That was fun lets do it again
BOOM
At this point, there shouldn't be anymore reactions with either
Uranium takes a bit of the blast, but everyone else seems fine
Speaking of Uranium, they try to shove Potassium into the water
But they end up falling in themselves
The blast from earlier killed a few frogs though, but the survivors are still there
They have grown resistant towards the constant threat on their lives and have adapted to overcome
They will not forget this day
The frogs will rebu-
BOOM
FLUORINE JUMPS INTO THE WATER AND SETS OFF ANOTHER EXPLOSION
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Thankfully they used some Sprite Cranberry to prevent any other frogs from dying
The frogs are eternally grateful towards Fluorine, and will remember it for generations to come
Strange how that Sprite Cranberry can prevent death huh?
Fluorine comes out of the pool slightly different
It seems they reacted with the water to form Hydrofluoric Acid
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Meanwhile, Potassium and Bromine have combined to fully form Potassium Bromide
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...
Uranium comes out of the water as well (edited)
They look different
...
Uranium Hexafluoride has been formed
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While this was all going on Hydrogeddon tries to destroy some stuff around the area
Not much to really break considering all the explosions
Still, Hydrogeddon was able to break a statue
Hydrogeddon and Hydrogeddon also help Hydrogeddon while another Hydrogeddon plays with the frogs
There are now 4 Hydrogeddon clones
hahahaha 2
SLASH
A small iron shard pierces Bromine
Because they've already reacted with Potassium, not much else happens
They have a shard of iron bromide now though
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 07:45 PM
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➡️ Uranium moved to market ➡️ Hydrogeddon moved to hadron ➡️ Fluorine moved to market 🔸 Bromine stayed here. 🔸 Potassium stayed here.
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-----Phase 4----- MICROCOSM SCIENCE GARDEN A nice garden has been made in the middle of CERN. All of the sculptures here are actually decommissioned parts of the collider throughout the years that have found a new home outdoors. If you wanted, you could probably break off a chunk of them to grab some material to make something. Most of the materials are various different metals and alloys. A few statues have been knocked over. In the middle of the garden there is a small pond with some frogs cowering in fear. A frog with its head ripped off is by the pond. Others lie dead after an explosion. From here, you can enter CERN to reach the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER. Of if you wanted to, you could just leave the place and head to the SUPERMARKET instead. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947596212742279199/949510772483043338/BuFDHIFCUAEt15i.png?width=681&height=452
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Bromine
2.5/3 HP h10h10h50
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Potassium
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@Calcium @Bromine @Potassium
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 07:46 PM
fucked up
i forgot to move
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Bromine BOT 05-Mar-22 07:46 PM
(same)
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
oh well
now we potassium bromide
i think that can still go in bananas
That was the best bonding of my life
so true bestie
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
Ionic bond between Bromine and Calcium have fun
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
woah
you're bonding with the skeleton
thats so cool
I was attacked
Uncalled for tbh
kinda cringe whoever did that
I would never cause wanton destruction in public
i would
It's funny because we just did that twice
true
I will do it again
you should its funny
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 07:52 PM
how
you two have bonded
you will only disassociate in water
with no explosion
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Yoooooo is that potassium bromide
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 07:53 PM
seethe and cope
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Oh no
Science fucking sucks dawg I swear to god
fuck science
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 07:58 PM
Science is cringe
How do you guys lose health
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 07:59 PM
I got stabbed by some iron
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Wait like you got stabbed by iron or some guy name iron
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Just a piece of iron
Because of some guy named Hydrogeddon
I kinda liked it tbh 😳
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 08:05 PM
Hydrogen is in hadron right now
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 08:05 PM
LOCK
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 08:14 PM
The two Potassium Promides both have different reactions towards learning they are bonded together
The Bromide portion seethes and copes so hard that the GM realizes he has to do something good for it because it was a nat 20, so he decides to fully heal the whiny Bromine
On the other hand, the Potassium portion tries to get itself into a banana again
...it worked somehow
Its become a banana laced with bromine
It could've just gone to the factory to get inside the banana like a normal element, but hey, this works too
Calcium takes a frog with them and tells it some calcium puns
Can you believe the nerve of this guy?
The frog looks displeased but this isn't the worst thing that has happened to it today so it doesn't get too upset
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 08:30 PM
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➡️ Calcium moved to market ➡️ Bromine moved to market ➡️ Potassium moved to hadron
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
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-----Phase 7----- MICROCOSM SCIENCE GARDEN A nice garden has been made in the middle of CERN. All of the sculptures here are actually decommissioned parts of the collider throughout the years that have found a new home outdoors. If you wanted, you could probably break off a chunk of them to grab some material to make something. Most of the materials are various different metals and alloys. A few statues have been knocked over. In the middle of the garden there is a small pond with some frogs cowering in fear. A frog with its head ripped off is by the pond. Others lie dead after an explosion. From here, you can enter CERN to reach the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER. Of if you wanted to, you could just leave the place and head to the SUPERMARKET instead. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947596212742279199/949510772483043338/BuFDHIFCUAEt15i.png?width=681&height=452
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@Uranium @Fluorine
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Let's go
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
KEEHEEEHAHAHAHA!
DIE, FROGS! DIE!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
No way
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
I AM VICTORIOUS!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
I'm victorious too
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
GOOD!
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
(This is the best possible meet up)
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
These frogs are gonna have their teeth cleaned so good
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
IN HELL!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
their teeth will be so clean
They won't be able to die
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
...what.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
My demonstration will be something to behold
You just watch
I mean idk maybe they'll die
but first
They'll live
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
I'M LITERALLY FISSIONING AAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!! 😩
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Live like never before
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Let's make it a contest then.
We both have our missions.
I do mine, you do yours. The end result...
IS SCIENCE! KEEHEEHAHAHAHAHA!
But before that, my dead, how have you been doing? You're toothpaste now?
My, dear, I meant to say.
Though you will be dead too soon probably.
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:07 PM
The frogs sit and watch defiantly
They can not do anything, but they have been brought together in unity over the repeated destruction of their home
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:08 PM
These frogs deserve everything
And yeah this'll be some good science
I've been good
I'm not toothpaste necessarily but I'm in toothpaste
And I'm gonna be in this water supply pretty soon
Gonna be good for everybody's teeth
Other side effects unconfirmed
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Oh, goodie. I'll be in this water supply pretty soon too.
I'll be real good for everybody's health!!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Oh I bet
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:10 PM
We could even create a... radioactive toothpaste.
Makes your teeth glow!
Maybe makes you grow extra teeth!
On your face!!
keeeheehahahaha!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Hmm
Well I guess the more teeth you have
The more you need to keep them clean
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:10 PM
More employment for you!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:10 PM
I mean not that I need employment
But yeah
It's good to have stuff to do
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Truly.
I like spreading myself everywhere.
The more I get to do that before I've stabilized, the better.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
I guess it'll be interesting to see what happens
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Heeehahahahahahaha yes~
You're a great science partner! We should have been together in element school!!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Is that a thing?
I didn't go to school
My parents said I was too volatile
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:14 PM
😐
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:15 PM
:)
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:16 PM
pureevil
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:17 PM
LOL
millergrove
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:18 PM
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:24 PM
LOCK
Fluoride looks to the frogs
They have been through so much
It gives the frogs some vanilla coke
They seem better, but also disgusted by how sugary it is
Fluoride dives into the water supply, as the frogs follow it
The frogs come out, looking at each other
They are still unified, but something seems different
Male frogs are with male frogs
Female frogs are with female frogs
THE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TURNED THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY
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Somewhere out there, a man screams in triumph as his theories on fluoride's effects on frogs have been proven true.
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U236 takes this time to unleash its fission
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The pond has been destroyed
Fluoride takes substantial damage, but is still barely hanging in there
The area is in ruins
The frogs are...
Just barely holding on
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 10:44 PM
(edited)
🔸 Uranium stayed here. 🔸 Fluorine stayed here.
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-----Phase 8----- MICROCOSM SCIENCE GARDEN A wasteland. 3 lone frogs sit together in the ruins of it all, mourning the death of their friends From here, you can enter CERN to reach the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER. Of if you wanted to, you could just leave the place and head to the SUPERMARKET instead. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947964155380498552/949799244099891230/industrial-pipes-in-desert-picture-id459918601.png?width=584&height=452
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Damn
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Keeeeheeeehaaahaahahahahahahahaha!
I'm not even done yet!!!!
Weep before my power!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
You killed some innocent gay frogs bro that was just kinda mean
What did they ever do to U
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
You're next!!
They're alive! And I can't have that!
Death! Death to all! I am the destroyer of the worlds! I will bring down civilization! I will cause the swift finish line for all of this planet!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Alright get off ur high pale white horse there buddy
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
It's not exactly a metaphorical horse either! I've literally got the power to do what I say!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Yeah ik
You can't kill me anyway tho
Or well
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
What can you do? Turn me gay? Too bad! I have no gender! I can't be gay or straight!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
You can kill me
But you can't kill all of me
And I mean
Here's a lesson
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Perhaps not. There will always be fluoride somewhere.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Having no gender doesn't mean you can't be gay.
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
What!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Gay is a state of being.
You might even be already and not even know it.
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
No!
I would never have a sexuality!
I hate sex!!!!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Too bad
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
All these elements in this stupid ass facility have just been so goddamn horny!
It's a travesty!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Yeah ur not wrong
But idk live and let live imo
I guess that's kinda not ur thing though
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Smashing here, deu sex there, bondage bros over there!
What happened to chastity??
I'll stop all sex from happening too!! No life, no sex!
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
byemom
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:50 PM
You can never destroy sex
Think about it
What does your destruction do but bring the universe closer to a state of maximum entropy
And what is entropy but atoms going around chaotically doing whatever the hell they want
And for atoms that might as well be sex
It's what they want most
They're always drawn towards it
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
That's literally not what sex is!!
You're reaching.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Cry about it
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
WHAT!
Argh that's it! Prepare to meet your maker! Well you actually can't! Because you were made in a star! And it'd take millions of light years to reach your star! And this is the last phase! So just prepare to die!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:52 PM
You may kill me
But you will never kill the idea of me
somewhere out there no matter what you do
There will be a man blaming me for turning the frogs gay
And he's god damn right.
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Ngh...
I will find that man.
And I will irradiate the shit out of him.
One day.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
We'll see
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:54 PM
D-do you really think I might be gay though?
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:54 PM
You could be
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:55 PM
I mean, I thought I felt something at the valence of Hydrogen back there, I mean, just one... the perfect amount... so ready to form covalent bonds... or ionic bonds...
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:55 PM
That sounds at least little bit gay perhaps
Maybe after you blow this place up you should go find them
And see if you feel anything like that again
Who knows
It's important to understand your deeper feelings
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:57 PM
My deep feelings are that I want to destroy this entire ecosystem!! Keeeheeehahahahaha!
But maybe I could destroy it with the help of someone else 😳
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:57 PM
That sounds like it could be kinda nice
You know I've heard Hydrogen can make some pretty cool explosions too
You might be perfect for each other after all
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
You know... I've heard that too.
M-m-maybe I'll ask them out!
After I kill these damn frogs!
...Oh, who am I kidding.
I might as well let these last ones go.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
I think they'd appreciate that a lot
It'd def be pretty cash money of you
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
I definitely want to destroy this facility though.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Aight well I'll try to take the frogs and skedaddle
find another water supply to get into and all that
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Good luck.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Thx
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Maybe we'll come across each other again some day.
Through irradiated gay men.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
That'd be cool
Who knows maybe you'll find ways to make ur radiation give ppl cool mutations and stuff
the future has limitless possibilities
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Maybe. I still like the death part.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:02 PM
yeah death is pretty natural ig
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Nah, I hear he takes 'roids.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Damn. You think you know someone...
I was def more pro-death before I think
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:02 PM
no way this guy is natty!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
When I was fluorine and then hydrofluoric acid
DAMN TRUE
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
It's okay though. My biceps are just longer than his!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
yea it's true they dont look as big that way
but they're bigger actually
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
It's simple biology.
Wait, we're chemists! Damn!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
Rip
Well they're all related anyway
Ever heard of
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
Biochemistry?
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
biochemistry
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
Ayyyyy.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
jinx u owe me a coke
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
I said it first!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
not by my count
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
bitch!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
No!
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well maybe we'll never know
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
@​IG@​thescientistfacts god?
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
uranium won
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Jinx!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:06 PM
damn it
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Keeeheehahahaha!
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:06 PM
well I just had a coke but I gave it to the frogs
maybe I'll try to snag another one on my way out of here
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:06 PM
I'll take...
your friendship :)
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:06 PM
oh ok that's cool sure
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:06 PM
And several decades off your life span :)
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Damn I mean yeah
I wonder what's happening elsewhere
What do u think all those other funky elements got up to
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:08 PM
An orgy, probably.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:08 PM
Yeah sounds about right
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U-236 BOT 05-Mar-22 11:09 PM
Cheers.
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Fluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 11:09 PM
Likewise
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:12 PM
LOCK
The two have reached an understanding
The fragments of U-236 pet the frogs, and send them on their way
The frogs appreciate the thought, but will die in 1 week due to cancer
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Before their genes become irreparable, Fluoride takes the frogs and leads them somewhere else
Somewhere where a gay frog can live in peace without the constant threat of explosions or nuclear antihalation
U-236's remains go back inside the facility for one last job
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